Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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