You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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