New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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