All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
