Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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