idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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