yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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