Can i not drive my cunt home
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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