If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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