susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Hello my rib-scented angel!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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