K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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