There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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