no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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