So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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