White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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