You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
