there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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