I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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