So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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