yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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