i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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