Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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