Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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