omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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