why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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