At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Randomize
