PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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