a queef is a wish your heart makes.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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