So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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