I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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