What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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