I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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