Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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