I must be too annoying 4 u.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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