Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just gargled with NyQuil
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
