Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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