hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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