I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
porn star boner night. come get it.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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