Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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