ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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