All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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