I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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