it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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