She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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