I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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