No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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