Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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