You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
