I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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