Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
