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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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