I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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