This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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