for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Randomize
