is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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