Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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