What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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